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I need to check your gallery waaay more often, ya know?
You win SOOO HARD for also being a Dr. Forrester fan. And you win TIMES 9000 for putting Chester A. Bum in there!!
I'd do this meme if I could do the characters justice...
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- Pirka
The bell that rings inside your mind is challenging the doors of time...
Dr. Forrester is da SHIT! I LOVE him so much, Trace is so incredibly talented, being a set builder and artistic director and writer and puppeteer for an incredibly complex puppet and actor for an epic mad scientist!!
Heehee, good ol' Chad. I've known some pretty nice and intelligent hobos, so it seems unfair to hafta beat em up for a meme!
Oh, don't be so modest! Do it! It is your duty as a MSTie!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
I was actually talking to my Mom about MST3K today; we had just watched the infamous 'Santa Claus' episode together (FFFFF that was a BLAST) and the 'Joike' sweater led to me talking about how 'some people on the internet pair Joel and Mike together and call the couple Joike', which eventually led to us joking about crack slash pairings (my mom really tries to stay in the loop, heh). I mentioned that some people like to pair Dr. Forrester with TV's Frank, and I told her that, even though the couple kinda sorta makes sense, I still don't support it...which led to the whole reason I'm telling this long-winded story in the first place: my mom replied "It's because you support *yourself* with Dr. Forrester, right?"
(Triumphant bugle music) My duty...as...a MSTie?...I SHALL NOT FAIL YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!
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- Pirka
The bell that rings inside your mind is challenging the doors of time...
Oh GAWD "Santa Claus" was a very very very awkward movie. I couldn't make it all the way through the other end, I am so ashamed. I must've had some work to do.
I don't understand Joike, I mean those guys hardly even meet except for in the "Soultaker" episode, and it wasn't long enough to merit this huge flood of gayness people are tagging onto them imo.
Now Dr. F and Frank, on the other hand, seems clear as a sunny day to me. Didn't anyone else see what happened at the last host segment of "Last of the Wild Horses"? Why does nobody want to support it?! Huh?! Do people have something against Frank's awesome plumpness? What IS it? I don't understand at all! I- I just don't. *sobs on your shoulder*
ANYWAYS YES! YOU WON'T LET ME DOWN, it'll be GREAT!!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
*Wanders away humming the Rowsdower theme song*
(Tom Servo as Troy) I won't, Rowsdower!
That is seriously my favorite episode so far. And for some very weird reason I don't think the movie is all that bad. It's pretty lame and derivative most of the time, but it's a popcorn movie imo.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
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Tonight's episode: Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pale of MURDER!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
-SpaceBalls
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